A la maison Blanche

La scène se passe à Washington, DC à la Maison Blanche. Le President des Etats-Unis, George W.Bush et sa conseillère Condoleazzi Rice se dirigent en bavardant vers le Bureau Ovale.

George: Condi ! Nice to see you. What's happening ?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great ! Lay it on me.
Condi: HU is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi : HU
George: The guy in China.
Condi: HU
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: HU.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: HU is leading China.
George: Now, whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you HU is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser ? You mean Yasser Arafat is in China ? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser ?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on
the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But, now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
and then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: No, not Yasser ! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi ?
George: Milk! Will you, please, make that call ?
Condi: And call who ?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N ?
Condi: HU is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East, too ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get chinese food, in the Middle-East ?